<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29725300</id><updated>2009-02-21T06:03:35.126-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The sailor said...</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sailorsaid.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29725300/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sailorsaid.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Brandy</name><email>brandyharwood@hotmail.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29725300.post-6436791628227300881</id><published>2007-07-30T19:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-31T20:13:44.045-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Totally going on my tombstone.</title><content type='html'>Last week John was drinking at a bar when someone said the age old&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I know you"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was someone from my past(no not an ex although this city seems to be crawling with them) who was a friend of a guy I hung out with in a strictly platonic fashion way back when.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He remembered who I was and said:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yeah B with the..." and held his hands out in front of his chest indicating that I was a chesty gal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im totally going to have that on my tombstone with two stone hands coming out.&lt;br /&gt;My many mourners can leave grapefruits in them as a symbolic guesture of my boobs AND my love of ruby reds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It got me thinking though that it would be so great to be able to use the same sort of thing for guys..&lt;br /&gt;"Oh yeah that guy the one with the..(make trunk like motion with hand around pelvis.)" or you know if you hated the dude stick your pinky out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That'd be a great way to introduce people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29725300-6436791628227300881?l=sailorsaid.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sailorsaid.blogspot.com/feeds/6436791628227300881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29725300&amp;postID=6436791628227300881' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29725300/posts/default/6436791628227300881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29725300/posts/default/6436791628227300881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sailorsaid.blogspot.com/2007/07/totally-going-on-my-tombstone.html' title='Totally going on my tombstone.'/><author><name>Brandy</name><email>brandyharwood@hotmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10925932630373462597'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></entry></feed>