Totally going on my tombstone.

Last week John was drinking at a bar when someone said the age old

"I know you"



It was someone from my past(no not an ex although this city seems to be crawling with them) who was a friend of a guy I hung out with in a strictly platonic fashion way back when.



He remembered who I was and said:


"Yeah B with the..." and held his hands out in front of his chest indicating that I was a chesty gal.

Im totally going to have that on my tombstone with two stone hands coming out.
My many mourners can leave grapefruits in them as a symbolic guesture of my boobs AND my love of ruby reds.

It got me thinking though that it would be so great to be able to use the same sort of thing for guys..
"Oh yeah that guy the one with the..(make trunk like motion with hand around pelvis.)" or you know if you hated the dude stick your pinky out.

That'd be a great way to introduce people.