Monday, July 30, 2007

Totally going on my tombstone.

Last week John was drinking at a bar when someone said the age old

"I know you"



It was someone from my past(no not an ex although this city seems to be crawling with them) who was a friend of a guy I hung out with in a strictly platonic fashion way back when.



He remembered who I was and said:


"Yeah B with the..." and held his hands out in front of his chest indicating that I was a chesty gal.

Im totally going to have that on my tombstone with two stone hands coming out.
My many mourners can leave grapefruits in them as a symbolic guesture of my boobs AND my love of ruby reds.

It got me thinking though that it would be so great to be able to use the same sort of thing for guys..
"Oh yeah that guy the one with the..(make trunk like motion with hand around pelvis.)" or you know if you hated the dude stick your pinky out.

That'd be a great way to introduce people.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am glad you are back, I have missed knowing about you. Congratulations on finally buying a house!! I know what you mean about suddenly being totally interested in furniture after you have your own place. On the other hand, it really blows when you go from living in your own place to renting a furnished apartment.. ugh hehe.

Anonymous said...

I read that people in Australia will wiggle their pinky finger at dudes driving ridiculously huge SUVs, implying that the vehicle is compensating for their non-elephantine endowment. Also, congrats on the house!

-blessed b9, Catalyst4Christ said...

Wanna VitSee?
Jussayn...

Dr. Anshu Mahajan said...

That was a VERY interesting one! Seriously interesting.

Hip Dislocation said...

Thank you, that was just an awesome post!!!